Welcome to Dotcom.com, your place for all of your very unique and personal needs. Here at Dotcom, we strive to make your life always better and only very rarely worse. Of course, at times we fail to achieve this goal, but that is something which is only to be expected.
Currently, or company neither produces nor sells anything, but we do have a plan in the works to conquer the world.
This plan is one so grand and so magnificent, that its mere existance proves you should buy stock in our company. It revolves around a rarely known fact that anything [given significan provocation] can explode in your face (Just ask your wife when the last time she put the seat down for you was).
Our scientists, working from this principle, have figured out a way to make computers explode. Through laborous reasearch, they found out a way to make computers so sensitive that the mere click of a button will send them into smoke and flame. In fact, we have provided just such a button for you right here.
Pressing the following button will cause your computer to explode...
Had you actually pressed the button, you would not be reading this. As a result, I am content to write no futher for those of you too lazy to push buttons all day.
Good-bye.
For those of you who scrolled all the way down here, I imagine you've worn the scroll wheel of your mouse down to an insignificant nothing. To reward you for your efforts, I present you with the following great links:
